Bunged Up

It has been brought to my attention that I don't write enough. And it's true... A dehydrated fat man subsisting on a diet of cheese and codeine is more regular than this blog.

You just pictured that, didn't you? Come on, if I can take the time to think it up, the least you can do is visualize...

Well, I'm putting on a pot of strong coffee and we're gonna get this thing flowing again, all right?

Oh, and you can stop visualizing now.